inkypeppergidget:

Reminder: Today is the day

five-flats:

hameowlton:

lornacrowley:

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

goldencarrot:

People of the tumblr, listen carefully! Raise your hands up now! Give me attention. Reblogs? Tumblecoins!

marvel:

the real april fools joke is me still being on this hellsite after 8 years

officialuthor:

earthshaker1217:

thesleepypencil:

I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”

APPROPRIATE!!

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE SENSE

So I missed out on yet ANOTHER Architectronica

4 years running and it’s such a good fucking meme that I can’t make it to this party aaaaaah

But as I was crying and being comforted by my friends, I realized it wasn’t all that bad because I was crying and being comforted by my friends

bundibird:

sergle:

jasper-appreciation:

unpretty:

unpretty:

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

Reminder of how to fix it:

tattsunsan:

Thank you for being born, thank you for being awesome, thank you for being inspirational, hardworking, hilarious (especially with those dirty jokes lmao!) and thank you for being you!! Happy 34th, Tatsu!! 

たっつん、お誕生日おめでとう！！

1983.11.11 at 11:10am a legend was born

(This list is based off of my favorite roles of his..!)

niintendo:

i show up to the party in these. everyone loves me

snakegay:

humalien:

TURTLENECK WITH EXTENDED SLEEVES FROM ANN DEMEULEMEESTER

i tie the ends of the sleeves shut and fill them with rocks  if anyone tries to stop me i start swinging

fromanotherroom:

Clair De Lune playing from another room
Claude Debussy

budgiebear:

jolder:

colour me intrigued

At least 2/3 of the characters they featured in this initial trailer seem to be PoC-coded so I’m keeping an eye on this one for sure

I do wonder why they decided to call it Boyfriend Dungeon if you can apparently date women (according to the Polygon article). Kinda hoping for a trans character (rumors that Christine Love worked on this a bit but idk if it’s true).

EDIT: Update there will apparently be men/women/enbies and you can play as a woman/man/enby, we’ll see if they respond to my question about the name of the game.

EDIT2: The name is Boyfriend Dungeon for branding reasons, though personally I think Datemate Dungeon would be pretty cute.

Free! is getting a third season I started scrEAMING AFTER QUIET HOURS WHEN I SAW THE NEWS LIKE NO AMOUNT OF ANGRY SLEEPING COLLEGE KIDS CAN END MY HYPE

W e HAVE BEEN BlesSED